The gap between women and men has been slowly closing in, with women able to do most of the things men can do.
We’d almost gotten so comfortable with women being able to vote and get decent jobs (for less money, but don’t be greedy, ladies!) that we forgot we’ve still got a long way to go. But that’s good, right? Gives us something to look forward to.
Some easy improvements for society to make while we use those evolved brains of ours to tackle the other umpteen billion steps.
Anyway, because equality is an illusion anyway, let’s turn this thing around and take a look at some things women can do that men can’t do.
Now prepare to be completely amazed by these 10 Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t.
Unless you’re Arnold Schwarzenegger and in a movie. Thanks for sticking one up for women.
Well, statistically speaking. You could also die younger. We’re talking averages here.
Get multiple orgasms
You Lucky One!
Go to the bathroom with friends
Yeah, bros don’t pee together. And leave a free stall in between. We need our space.
Get out of a speeding ticket
I’ve tried winking at a cop once. He said he’d throw me in jail if I ever did that again.
Blame pretty much everything on PMS
That’s a minor plus for a very, very major minus though.
I don’t care what Jaden Smith says, men wear kilts or pants.
While science has proved men can do a single thing better than women, women are way better at doing multiple things at once.
Spend an evening at the bar for free
While it might not be very empowering to rely solely on your looks for free drinks, it’s a valid tactic and definitely not something that works for men.
Choose To Have Abortions
Abortion is a touchy topic of conversation in any context. Women have legal procedures that can be undertaken to end their pregnancy, depending on the circumstances. When a woman decides to have an abortion, it is her decision entirely and men are just part of the decision-making process.